New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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