from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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