He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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