i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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