okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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