This is not my ceiling
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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