I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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