Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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