I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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