So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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