so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
whose parrot is this?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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