DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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