On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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