I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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