i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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