Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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