Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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