Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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