I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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