I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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