i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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