My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You need Xanax blowdarts
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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