Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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