margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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