Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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