driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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