Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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