You're my little dorito
Can i not drive my cunt home
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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