How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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