I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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