Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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