I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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