Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize
