Christians are straight up FREAKS
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
