I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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