It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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