we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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