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(818): View more from California

i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body

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(949): View more from California

I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.

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(+61): View more from Australia

He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?

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(305): View more from Florida

he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!

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(503): View more from Oregon

drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over

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(804): View more from Virginia

I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?

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