I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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