why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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