Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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