She is in my trunk
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
