Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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