once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
if only i could text you this smell
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I am naked and annoyed.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
