is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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