i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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