so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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