David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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