His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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