I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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