So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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