when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I stole a fireplace last night.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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