did you get engaged???
this boner is exhausting
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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