awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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