We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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