Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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