i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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