wanna go halves on a baby?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
organizing the empties. That sober.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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